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1. Hilary is practicing her guitar in Nora's house while Nora picked up some pizza, Hilary plans on joining the Jonas brothers by reuniting them with her tunes.
2. Hilary wanted to get her spot back as a guitarist and kick out Kevin Jonas.

1. Nora is trying to order pizza hut in her neighbors shed before they called her out for dinner because they told her that she could choose dinner if she drover her wheel chair and picked it up.
2. Nora is 85 years old and she thought she could use the wii to get some pizza, her husband had told her she could call off the wii.

1. Billy is riding his motorcycle to his local H-E-B before his wife gets home because she will knock him out with the dog.
2. Billy was supposed to get his wife a guppy from H-E-B because she had told him if he didn't she would use the dog to beat him.